- Explain how you do it. What do you say?
I say I have an early meeting,
early squash game.
- You don't play squash.
- They don't know that. They just met me.
- That's disgusting.
- I know. I feel terrible.
I'm so glad I never got involved with you.
I just would've been some woman you
had to get outta bed and leave at 3am
and go clean your andirons.
You don't even have a fireplace.
- Not that I would know this.
- Why are you upset? This isn't about you.
Yes, it is: You are a human affront
to all women, and I am a woman.
Hey, I don't hear anyone complaining.
Of course not.
You're out the door too fast.
- I think they have an OK time.
- How do you know?
What d'ya mean how do I know? I know.
- Because they...
- Yes, because they...
- How do you know that they're really...
- What're you saying? They fake orgasm?
- It's possible.
- Get outta here:
Why? Most women
at one time or another have faked it.
- They haven't faked it with me.
- How do you know?
Because I know.
Right. That's right.
I forgot. You're a man.
- What is that supposed to mean?
- Nothing.
All men are sure it never happened
to them and most women have done it,
so you do the math.
You don't think I could tell the difference?
- No.
- Get outta here.
Are you OK?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, yeah, right there.
Oh, God.
Yes: Yes: Yes:
Yes: Yes:
Yes:
Oh, yes: Yes: Yes:
Yes: Yes: Yes:
Yes: Yes: Yes:
Oh, God.
I'll have what she's having.
