Knock 'em out.
Let's see what our song tonight will be.
Maybe one of her personal favorites.
Marvin, do you know, "You're So Vain"?
- That's not one of my songs.
- Can you work with me, Marvin? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You walked into the party
Like you were walking on to a yacht
You had your - your hat pulled
down real strategically
Over one eye, you had a scarf
I think it was apricot
- Strategically tipped below one eye
- Yeah, yeah, yeah
One eye in the mirror
As you made sure you had a real cool...
- Gavotte.
- Gavotte. Yeah.
- And all the girls think
that they'd be your partner
They'd be his partner 'cause
He's so vain
You probably think this song is about you
Ben Barry, you're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
- Tone deaf and drunk is not a good combination.
- No, you-you fooled me to win a bet...
And you should feel ashamed.
- Look, you took me to a goddamn Celine Dion concert.
You made me miss the big game.
- Oh, smart guy's a rhymer. Well...
Do we want everybody to know your lovemaking is lame?
- Oh, maybe because you named my penis...
Yeah, you named my penis....
You named my penis
after a dame!
- No, I really think you have to get over that.
- Come on, you're so vain.
- No, you're so vain.
- You are so vain.
- This is the worst thing I've ever heard...
- And you know that this song is about you, don't ya?
- No, no.
- Because you're... You're so vain... So vain.
- You're so... vain.
- You do know the words so well, don't you?
There she goes, ladies and gentlemen. There she goes.
Thank you very much.
- Thanks, guys.
- Take it from here, Marvin.
- Wasn't she wearing the Isadora diamond?
- Isadora?
Oh, mon dieu. Security!
