Well, Mr Everard, thanks for agreeing
to be with us today.
Pleasant journey down, I hope.
Uh, not pleasant exactly, no, no.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. What...
Sorry, sorry, I just want to say,
this sketch that we are doing now
is my absolute favourite one of all time.
I just love this one.
Now, watch what Stephen does in this
'cause it's fantastic.
He is brilliant in it. Sorry, anyway, sorry, carry on.
Um, so not a pleasant journey down?
Uh, no, no. Not pleasant at all.
Now... Now, just...
watch the way he does this next bit
'cause it's brilliant, it's just brilliant.
Go on, it's fantastic.
Oh, dear.
"Oh, dear."
Well, I can't do it as well as he can do it,
but it's just fantastic.
"Oh, dear." I just love it. Brilliant. Sorry.
So was it the weather or the traffic or something?
Er...no.
No?
No, now, now, ah, this, this...
Yes, this...
This next line coming up is my favourite line
in the whole thing. This is brilliant.
Just watch the way he does this, this is fantastic.
This coming up.
No, no, I was murdered
at a petrol station on the A1.
Now, listen, listen, listen to this. Listen.
I beg your pardon?
Sorry, it's the next one, it's the next line.
It's not that one.
Uh, yes, yes, I was murdered.
Murdered? Who by?
No, no, it's not that one either.
It's coming up, it's coming up, honestly.
Yes, I was stabbed
through the heart by a civil servant.
Stabbed through...
Killed me stone dead.
Then what are you doing...
This is it, this is what... Listen, listen.
Then what are you doing sitting here in my office?
Then what are you doing...
That is... Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
Actually, he didn't do it very well that time.
He has done it better than that, honestly.
But it's great, though, isn't it? Fantastic.
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