Телешоу, ТВ-передачи на английском: Information

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Information

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Right. Can I help you?

Yes. Your face my arse.

No, I said can I help you?

Oh. I'd like some information, please.

Yes.

Well?

Well what?

I'd like some information, please.

Yes. What information would you like?

Well I don't know. What have you got?

I beg your pardon?

What sorts information have you got?

Well, all sorts.

Such as?

Such as ... the average weight of an adult rabbit.

Well I never knew that.

What?

I never knew rabbits had an average weight.

Oh yes.

Have you got any other information?

Of course. But you've got to ask me questions, you see.

And you'll tell me the answers ... ?

That's right.

... if I ask the questions. Right. What's the name ... ?

Yes?

What's the name of the man who taught me English at school?

I'm afraid that's hardly the kind of thing ...

Aha.

Tscch. Alright. His name was Colin Drip.

That's right.

Drippy, you used to call him.

Drippy. Cor, that takes me back a bit. Now, there was a bloke in our class - tsch, what was his name ...

Adams, Attersham, Bennet, Connor, Fredericks, Hodson ...

Hodson! That's it, that's it. Ned Hodson. Blimey, he used to drive old Drippy up the wall. D'you know what he used to do?

Yes.

Oh. Cor. I wonder what happened to him?

He married a girl called Susan Trite, and they now live in Fenton, near Worcester.

I don't think I ever met her.

Yes you did. July the fourth, 1972, you sat next to her on a twenty-nine bus down Garboldisham Road and she told you about the Bay City Rollers. You were in love with her until the following Wednesday.

Hm. You've got quite a lot of information, then?

We try to provide a service. Anything else?

Yes please. Can you tell me ...

Yes?

Can you tell me how to be happy?

How to be happy?

How to be happy.

I'm afraid to say that information may be restricted.

Oh. You do have it, though?

Oh yes.

But it's restricted?

I'm afraid so. Sorry.

Contented?

Yes thank you.

No, any information on how to be contented?

Oh I see. Yes, we've got information on that.

Can I have it?

I'm afraid it's a secret.

Oh, go on.

Alright. The secret of contentment is ...

Yes?

Don't ask questions.

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