would now like to show you
the right way and the wrong way
to deal with a couple of young children
who've come round on Halloween,
a- trick-or-treating.
Right, all we've gotta do now
is wait for the doorbell to ring.
Right.
Er, nice carpet, Hugh. Tideymans?
Well, who else? If you'll pardon the pun.
What pun?
Oh, wasn't there one? I'm sorry.
Ah!
Ha!
Trick or treat, mister.
Ah! Trick or treat.
Trick or treat.
So tell me, Steve,
did we prepare a bag of jellybeans out back?
We most certainly did, I'll go fetch them.
So, young shaver snapper,
do you like football, do you?
Yeah.
Yeah. Do you fancy Arsenal this year?
No way. I quite fancy me sister, though.
Here we are, then.
There you go. Enjoy those.
Catch you guys later, all right.
All right.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
That was, of course, ladies and gentlemen,
the wrong way.
The wrong way!
Wrong way!
Wrong way!
Wrong way!
We're now gonna show you the right way.
Trick or treat, mister.
What?
What?
What did you say?
Trick or treat.
Trick or treat?
Ugh! Ugh!
Come here. You come here now.
What are you talking about?
This is England, not America.
What are you talking about?
This is not America!