Jimmy Kimmel Live: I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy
[James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel ]
One more thing on Monday night I issued a challenge to the parents of America. I
asked parents to pretend that they ate all their kids Halloween Candy. And video
tape that and post it to Youtube under the heading Hey, Jimmy Kimmel I Told My
Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy and a lot of people did and I guess I
didn’t expect so much crying. I kind of thought the kids would be mad – just
mad, almost everyone of them cries. But we got – we got, to those children whose
tears are about to immortalized on television I apologize in advance.
[Mom]
I’m gonna tell you what happened to your candy Blake. I ate it all.
[Blake]
Noooo!~~ (cries)
[Mom]
I ate yours too Allan.
[Allan]
(cries)
[Father]
Me and mommy ate it last night when you were asleep.
[Kid]
(cries)
[Mom]
I ate all your Halloween Candy last night.
[Kid]
(cries and screams)
[Girl]
Daddy where’s the candy?
[Dad]
What candy?
[Girl]
DADDY!!!
[Mom]
We ate all your candies
[Girl]
(cries and throws item at dad)
[Mom]
I think I ate all your candy.
[Son]
Wa-Mom (cries)
[Mom]
I’m so sorry.
[Son]
AHHH-ahhhhhh (sobs)
[Mom]
I tricked you, dad didn’t eat all your candy.
[Daughter]
Oh, (laughs)
[Mom]
I tricked you
[Mom]
I’m very very sorry Rachel I ate all your Halloween Candy how much was it?
[Rachel]
(cries)
[Mom]
Oh oh!~~~~~ Rachel, I’m sorry, you know I like candy. Rachel, do you still love
me?
[Rachel] Source: LYBIO.net
huh huh (no) (cries)
[Mom]
Last night I ate all the candy.
[Son]
What?
[Mom]
Like, I’m so sorry it’s just I’m pregnant and I get really hungry and I ate all
of it.
[Son]
There you go – (smiles) You didn’t eat all the candy. Aii Yo – I JIBBY!
[Son]
( ) Candy?
[Mom]
I ate them last night I took them to work with me.
[Son]
Why? You did that? Why! (hits the wall)
[Dad]
Last night we stayed up and we ate all your candies, are you guys ok with that?
[Natalie]
No
[Mom]
Why?
[Natalie]
NO!~~~~~~~~~
[Dad]
Natalie, calm down Natalie
[Natalie]
Dad, your ugly!
[Mom]
I ate all your candy, you have no more Halloween Candy left.
[Son]
What?
[Big Brother]
She ate it. What the heck!
[Son]
Mom
[Mom]
Don’t you guys think you ate enough candy last night?
[Big Brother]
No! I only have one bite of candy, you serious. You ate the rest. Oh good for
you now you gonna have probably get a belly ache. That’s why you shouldn’t eat
so much candy. Mom, that’s 2!
[Mom]
Two what?
[Big Brother]
2 bags of candy.
[Son] Source: LYBIO.net
2 + 2 is
2 + 2 is equals five
[Big Brother]
It’s really four. Hey Jim, you were so close. Did you see how much I had. I went
to a lot of houses.
[Mom]
I know, I ate it all it tasted so good especially the Peanut Butter Cups.
[Son]
Oh you sneaky mom.
[Jimmy Kimmel]
(laughs) Thanks to all the sneaky moms and sneaky dads, kids are very unstable.
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