-Good afternoon. My name is Russell. And I am a wilderness explorer in tribe 54,
squad lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
-No.
-I could help you cross the street.
-No.
-I could help you cross your… yard?
-No.
-I could help you cross your… porch?
-No.
-Well, I gotta help you cross something.
-No, I’m going fine.
-Good afternoon. My name is Russell.
-Kid…
-And I am a wilderness explorer in tribe 54…
-Slow down…
-…squad lodge 12.
-Kid!
-Are you in need of any assistance?
-Thank you, but I don’t need any help!
-Aouch.
-Proceed.
-Good afternoon.
-Skip to the end!
-See these? These are me wilderness explorer badges. You may notice one is
missing. It’s my “Assisting the elderly badge”. If I get it, I’ll become a
senior wilderness explorer! The wilderness must be explored! It’s gonna be
great! There is a big ceremony and all the dads come and we pin on our badges.
-So you wanna assist an old person.
-Yeah! Then I’ll be a senior wilderness explorer!
-Have you ever heard of a “snipe”?
-Snipe?
-A bird. Big eyes. Every night it sneaks into my yard and gobbles my poor
azaleas. I’m elderly and infirm. I can’t catch it. If only someone could help
me…
-Me, me, I’ll do it!
-I don’t know, it’s awfully crafty. You’d have to clap your hands three times to
lure it in.
-I’ll find her, mr. Fredricksen!
-I think its burrow is two blocks down…
-Two blocks down. Got it!
-Snipe! Here, snipie, snipie