Man: Oh dear we're back to that again. I don't know what to do when you do that.
Interviewer: Well do something. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding, five, four,
three, two, one... (Man pulls face and makes noise) Good!
Interviewer: Very good - do it again. (Man pulls face and makes noise) Very good
indeed, quite outstanding. (Interviewer goes to door) Ah right. (calls through
door) Ready now. (four people come in and line up by desk) Right, once more.
(rings bell) Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Man: very cautiously pulls face and makes noise. Interviewer rings bell again.
Suddenly the four men all hold up points cards like diving or skating judges.
Man: What's going on? What's going on?
Interviewer: You've got very good marks.
Man: (hysterically) Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think
you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of
here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm
going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think
of that? What do you think of that?