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|A box of biscuits,
a box of mixed biscuits,
and a biscuit mixer.
|People pledging plenty of
|Blue glue gun, green glue
|Mares eat oats and does eat
oats, but little lambs eat ivy.
|Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat,
|Mallory's hourly salary.
|I slit a sheet, a sheet I
slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.
|Don't spring on the
inner-spring this spring or there will be an offspring
|A flea and a fly in a flue,
were imprisoned. So what could they do?
Said the fly, ""Let us flee"".
Said the flea, ""Let us fly"".
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
|King Thistle stuck a
thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb.
A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of
If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle
of his thumb,
How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle
of his thumb?
|Five fat friars frying flat
|If Dr. Seuss Were a
Technical Writer..... Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say: If a packet hits a pocket
on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If
your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna
crash! You can't say this? What a shame, sir!
We'll find you another game, sir. If the label on the
cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to
ram your rom.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your
|Esau Wood sawed wood. All
the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the
wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's
wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new
wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood
Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw
wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a
saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And
Esau Wood sawed wood.
|Betty bought some bitter
and it made her batter bitter,
so Betty bought some better butter
to make her bitter batter better.
|A skunk sat on a stump and
thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
|I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig pluckers' son,
but I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.
|Extinct insects' instincts,
extant insects' instincts.
|The sixth sheik's sixth
sheep 's sick.
|Sweater weather, leather
|One black beetle bled only
black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.
|The big black bug's blood
|I am not the pheasant
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.
|Ed Nott was shot and Sam
Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott
was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was
shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot
was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot
not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's
hot! Is it not?
|We will learn why her lowly
lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn immoral money.
|Unique New York, unique New
York, unique New York, ...