When you walked into the room
I couldn't keep my eye's off you
It wasn't because you were beautiful
But because you were ugly like me
Yes, there was an attraction
We had something in common
When you licked those cold sores on your lips
I knew I had been blessed

Oh life is beautiful, unlike you and I

Oh how I longed to press my zits against your zits
Or rub my scabs upon your scabs
When you walked over and bit my hand
I knew we would share and everlasting case of leprosy

Now we live together in our infected state
Oh so full of love and oh so free from hate
And you've just given birth to a two headed baby boy
Finally someone to call our won

Later on, when I get old I'm gonna buy myself a better home
One that's better than where I now live
One that doesn't smell like shit
And it will have a garden to!
with tulips for me to tiptoe through
And I'll keep my yard so nice and clean
As not to upset the community
I'll have you know, this is my only goal
To have my house inside their centerfold
I can see it now, a two-page spread
In Better Homes and Gardens
Oh! how I'd love to be in that magazine
showing off my favorite recipes
And removing rust from garbage cans
This would make me the proudest man
But it will take a lot from me
For I can't even keep my own room clean
I know that one day I'll see my face
In Better Homes and Gardens

I've tipped a few drinks and I've found it there
I've smoked some herb and smelt it in the air
Had it in a moment of sobriety
Wished it could last for all eternity

The quest for fun is never ending
The quest for fun can be nerve bending
For some the quest is easily satisfied
For some it isn't conquered until they die

I've found it in a foreign land
Achieved it with just my right hand
Had it at the expense of others
Shared it with my friends, makeshift brothers

I wonder what Mon and Dad would say
I wouldn't want to bring them shame
I know one day I'll have to tell them
Oh yes I'll tell them about 'it'
My lovely little Frankenstein
A love like ours is hard to find
My lovely little Frankenstein
A love like ours is blind
It lives up on the darkened hill
Big city life would bring it death
A close personal friend of mine
My lovely little Frankenstein
It listens as I quietly talk
While hand in hand on our nightly walk
I get lost in it's eyes as it stares into mine
My lovely little Frankenstein
 

There's a little monster in each of us
That we like to keep locked up inside
Sometimes these monsters get out
No matter how hard we try
One day mine did escape
Spreading destruction, rath and pain
Afterwards I felt so bad
I felt like should have been hanged

Then I looked and what did I see?
Jesus looking down at me
He said, You've done a very bad thing,
But I'll still take you under my wing.
And I'll rid you of your inner guilt.
No sense in crying of blood already spilt
And with a halo I was adorned
He said, Happy birthday! You've been reborn

Afterwards I did feel like a new man
Spreading sunshine and warmth as I danced
through the land
I never did hurt a flea
Not with my halo atop of me
I went to a party and I was caught off guard
Someone stole my halo, yes I was robbed
and I felt so bad again
Knowing that I'd never get to the Vatican

Then I looked up and what did I see?
Jesus frowning down at me
Then I looked up and what did I see?
The bad growing inside of me
Then I looked up and what did I see ...
Everybody running away